= i could fly you away with me

it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

(Source: fileformat)

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)

something is wrong with how i internalize things

arizonagarbage:

my face while reading porn:

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my face while reading fluff:

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twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.


i know i love you, and you love the sea  // listen //
001 tonight youre perfect [ new politics ] // 002 unbelievers [ vampire weekend ] // 003 we’re happening [ the vaccines ] // 004 a certain romance [ arctic monkeys ] // 005 anthems for a seventeen year old girl [ broken social scene ] // 006 pictures of you [ the cure ] // 007 miss missing you [ fall out boy ] // 008 peach [ the front bottoms ] // 009 love is a place [ metric ] // 010 hate to see your heart break [ paramore ] // 011 the end of all things [ panic at the disco ] // 012 skinny love [ bon iver ] // 013 cape town [ the young veins ] // 014 diplomats son [ vampire weekend ] // 015 youre so cool, im so freaky [ kate nash ] // 016 always [ blink-182 ]

i know i love you, and you love the sea  // listen //

001 tonight youre perfect [ new politics ] // 002 unbelievers [ vampire weekend ] // 003 we’re happening [ the vaccines ] // 004 a certain romance [ arctic monkeys ] // 005 anthems for a seventeen year old girl [ broken social scene ] // 006 pictures of you [ the cure ] // 007 miss missing you [ fall out boy ] // 008 peach [ the front bottoms ] // 009 love is a place [ metric ] // 010 hate to see your heart break [ paramore ] // 011 the end of all things [ panic at the disco ] // 012 skinny love [ bon iver ] // 013 cape town [ the young veins ] // 014 diplomats son [ vampire weekend ] // 015 youre so cool, im so freaky [ kate nash ] // 016 always [ blink-182 ]

(Source: decembcr)

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

cutebabe:

women get abused and raped and murdered and harassed and subordinated and dehumanized day to day because of their gender

men get called “scum” and lose their fucking minds 

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped